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171: Expecting The Unexpected?
I used to want to scream when we had unexpected guests. Now I'm able to successfully fake a scream of joy when they arrive.
172: Have They Got Your Number?
Because we live in the computer age, we've become numbers. I hope when I get to the Pearly Gates, there's not a sign that says take a number.
173: Do You Walk The Walk?
Walk-in closets, walk-on roles in television shows, walk off a sports injury - you can hide; but you can't get away from walking.
174: Are You What You Eat?
Food intolerances turn the word food - a word that evokes delicious memories - into one of those four-letter words used in bad taste.
175: Who Said Dogs Are Man's Best Friend?
First they're your four-legged children, then playmates for your children, then companions to fill the empty nest. Pets are family.
176: Still Have Growing Pains?
"Act your age". How many times did you hear that when you were growing up? If you act your age, does that mean you're grown up?
177: Are Crystal Balls Really Crystal?
Crystal balls appeal to our curiosity about what's going to happen next. We all have crystal balls, but they're called experience, intuition and knowledge.
178: How Much Of Life Is A Scam?
If someone tried to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge, that would be a scam. When I ask my child what he's doing in his room and he says, "Nothing", that's a scam too.
179: Can Words Pollute The Air?
What do pesticides, smog, candy and rumors have in common? They all cause pollution.
180: Do You Take Personal Development Personally?
For personal development you have to be goal-oriented. Being a soccer mom, however, didn't qualify me as goal-oriented
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