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361: Is Being Taken For Granted Taken For Granted?
If you see me talking to my car, I'm actually thanking it. I don't want to take my car for granted because it takes me wherever I want to go.
362: Don't You Wish Wishes Came True?
When I was a little girl, my grandmother would ask me what I'd wish for if I had three wishes. Unfortunately, Grandmother wouldn't let me wish for more wishes.
363: What's Good Husband Material?
Although I think I know what good husband material is, I'm not an expert on the subject. After all, I've had only one husband.
364: Is Time Management Manageable?
If time could be managed, it could be slowed down. It can't be, so doesn't that prove it can't be managed?
365: Go Ahead, I Dare Ya! Google My Name!
When I was a kid we used to dare, double dare and then double dog dare. Nobody googled.
366: My Breast Sizes are Just Fine for Now, Thank You and Besides I'm a Man
Marketers are pure scum. Here is an instance of snake oil sleazebags trying to capitalize on citizen's patriotism.
367: Does It Have To Be Picture Perfect?
Some say a picture is worth a thousand words. Wrong! When I look at a picture of me, I can't think of a thousand expletives.
368: Do You Look A Gift Horse In The Mouth?
They say it's better to give than to receive - but it's definitely not easier - unless you have a Cousin Walter you have to thank for a lima bean green, turtle-shaped sun dial that glows in the dark.
369: TIVO Or Not TIVO?
Because it's hard for me to sit still to watch TV, I try to anchor myself by reading - sometimes reading and eating - at the same time. I don't watch TV. I experience it.
370: How Loneliness, Faulty Logic and Convenience Destroyed Three Super Brains
Even the smartest among us can veer off path and end up going down a path of utter stupidity.
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